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November 20


Elementary:

Good morning ___school name____.

Wherever you are in the building, please stand up for Jesus and join me in the sign of our faith.

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.  They had been going at it for days, and God was getting tired of all the arguing.

Fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT!  I've had enough. I'm setting up a test that will run for two hours, and from the results, I'll judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the computer and typed away.

They e-mailed.  They downloaded. They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards, charts and graphs.
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with great efficiency and Satan was faster than blazes.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured down, and then, the power went off...

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed at the top of his lungs.
Jesus just sat there and remained calm.

Finally, the electricity came back on, and each of them re-started their computers.  Satan searched frantically, screaming 'It's gone!  It's all GONE!  'I lost everything when the power went out!'  Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
'Wait!' he screamed.  That's not fair!  He cheated!  How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'
God looked at Satan and said:  "It's simple!  JESUS SAVES " (Pause for laughter..lol)

Let us pray, thank you Lord for the gift of today. May we always make time to laugh and enjoy ourselves in all that we do and be grateful for the many blessings in our lives.        

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. AMEN


High School: 

Good morning ___school name____.

Wherever you are in the building, please stand up for Jesus and join me in the sign of our faith.

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer.  They had been going at it for days, and God was getting tired of all the arguing.

Fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT!  I've had enough. I'm setting up a test that will run for two hours, and from the results, I'll judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the computer and typed away.

They e-mailed.  They downloaded. They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards, charts and graphs.
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with great efficiency and Satan was faster than blazes.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured down, and then, the power went off...

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed at the top of his lungs.
Jesus just sat there and remained calm.

Finally, the electricity came back on, and each of them re-started their computers.  Satan searched frantically, screaming 'It's gone!  It's all GONE!  'I lost everything when the power went out!'  Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate.
'Wait!' he screamed.  That's not fair!  He cheated!  How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'
God looked at Satan and said:  "It's simple!  JESUS SAVES " (Pause for laughter..lol)

Let us pray, thank you Lord for the gift of today. May we always make time to laugh and enjoy ourselves in all that we do and be grateful for the many blessings in our lives.