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October 23


Elementary: 

In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit.

This morning's short story from Chicken Soup for the Soul is called A Dose of Laughter.

A Dose of Laughter

Laughter is medicine for the soul, but sometimes, because of the stress of the day, we forget to take our medicine.  Instead of viewing our world with a mixture of optimism and humor, we allow worries to take over and rob us of the joy God intends for our lives.

So the next time you find yourself dwelling on the negatives of life, turn your mind to happier thoughts.

And so today I would like to moment to share a short joke with you!

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven.

When they arrive they are all asked, "When you are in your casket/coffin and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you? 

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a wonderful family man.

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was an amazing hocking player and great friend.

The last guy replies, "Well that all sounds good to me guys but I would rather hear them say - hey look, he's moving!"

Let us pray,

Help us Lord, to never take ourselves too seriously, and to make time every day to laugh! As we head off for a three-day break from school, keep us safe Lord and help us to make good choices.

SCHOOL NAME------Please join me once again in the Hail Mary:

Hail Mary

Full of grace,

The Lord is with you.

Blessed are you among women

and Blessed is the fruit of your womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God,

Pray for us sinners now

and at the hour of our death.

In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen


High School: 

In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit.

This morning's short story from Chicken Soup for the Soul is called A Dose of Laughter.

A Dose of Laughter

Laughter is medicine for the soul, but sometimes, because of the stress of the day, we forget to take our medicine.  Instead of viewing our world with a mixture of optimism and humor, we allow worries to take over and rob us of the joy God intends for our lives.

So the next time you find yourself dwelling on the negatives of life, turn your mind to happier thoughts.

And so today I would like to moment to share a short joke with you!

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven.

When they arrive they are all asked, "When you are in your casket/coffin and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you? 

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a wonderful family man.

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was an amazing hocking player and great friend.

The last guy replies, "Well that all sounds good to me guys but I would rather hear them say - hey look, he's moving!"

Let us pray,

Help us Lord, to never take ourselves too seriously, and to make time each and every day to laugh! As we head off for a three-day break from school, keep us safe Lord and help us to make good choices.

SCHOOL NAME------Please join me once again in the Hail Mary:

Hail Mary

Full of grace,

The Lord is with you.

Blessed are you among women

and Blessed is the fruit of your womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God,

Pray for us sinners now

and at the hour of our death.

In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen